Vinegar
He Ying was confused. The sensation on her lips, the slight tickle when the furs brushed against her face, all seemed to announce that the little rascal in front of her was up to something while she was asleep.
But why would she kiss herself? And this kiss…
Feeling the touch on her lips, He Ying suddenly chuckled, feeling amused by the absurdity of someone using their true form to kiss.
She felt torn between laughter and despair, yet the little rascal in her arms seemed oblivious, almost as if in a drunken daze. She hadn’t realized she was awake, even extending her soft tongue to lick her lips, leaving a damp sensation.
He Ying remained still, eager to see what the little one was planning to do next.
However, she felt the little rascal licking and nibbling on her lips, as if savoring something delicious. Even the disheveled fur on her head seemed much livelier, emitting satisfied hums.
He Ying: “…”
Unexplainably, she had a vision in her mind of herself as a fresh and crisp cabbage, when suddenly, one day, a clumsy piglet came grunting and snuffling towards her, then proceeded to nibble on her, leaving a few gaps!
She was nearly amused by her whimsical imagination, but the scene before her really seemed like she was being nudged, hahaha!
Just as she calmly waited for Jing Dan to finish kissing, expecting her to come back to her senses, Jing Dan suddenly lifted her head, then shook it a bit dizzily, before burrowing under the covers to sleep on He Ying’s belly.
He Ying: “…” That’s it?
She widened her eyes, incredulously staring at the ceiling in the darkness. After kissing, she just fell asleep? Didn’t she think she deserved an explanation?
Feeling a mix of frustration and amusement, she sighed deeply. But the little rascal on her belly was already sleeping soundly, completely unaware of her inner turmoil.
She couldn’t understand why the little one had suddenly kissed her. Could it be because he liked her? But looking at her usual behavior, it didn’t seem likely?
Closing her eyes, she pondered, planning to ask her about the situation when she woke up the next day. Why did she sneakily kiss her?
But before she could drift into deep sleep, she suddenly felt her body weigh down as a tall, slender woman directly pressed against her…
He Ying: “…”
She glanced indifferently, seeing Jing Dan burying her head in the crook of her neck. Then she averted her gaze, staring vacantly.
Although she might not be able to uncover the truth tomorrow, she found something quite positive.
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Jing Dan didn’t resist these kisses.
In the past, when Jing Dan asked her about these things, she thought she didn’t like such behavior. But from Jing Dan’s recent sneaky kiss, if they ended up together in the future, they probably wouldn’t need to abide by platonic ideals.
She sighed deeply, feeling that tonight, she had almost exhausted all her frustrations in this lifetime.
The next morning, as there was still someone pressing against her, He Ying couldn’t bear to wake her up when she saw how peacefully she was sleeping. She closed her eyes and decided to continue sleeping alongside her.
Time seemed to pass by unnoticed, when suddenly He Ying heard the sound of the doorbell ringing.
“Ugh…”
Jing Dan seemed a bit displeased and nuzzled into her neck.
The doorbell continued to ring, and Jing Dan grew increasingly unhappy.
He Ying, feeling helpless, carefully moved her off her and covered her with a blanket before casually throwing on a coat and hurriedly went to answer the door, afraid that the doorbell would continue ringing and wake up Jing Dan.
As she opened the door, she was met with familiar cameras and crew members, ready for work.
He Ying: “…”
Her expression was somewhat indifferent as she looked at the crew members raising their phones, knowing that Hu Tu must be up to something again.
“Teacher He,” the director called out with a somewhat ingratiating tone, “the production team has arranged a live broadcast and hopes Teacher He can cooperate.”
He Ying held her forehead, realizing that after a lesson learned previously, she should have been more cautious, but unfortunately, she had been bewitched by Jing Dan last night, forgetting about this!
However, now there was already a heated discussion online due to He Ying’s appearance.
—Ahhhh, my ship is living together!
—Yes, yes, look at Teacher He still in her pajamas!
—Oh my, could they be for real?!
—And why is no one from the production team surprised to see Teacher He here!
However, no matter how they speculated, at this moment, He Ying only felt a headache, thinking about the person in the room, which made her headache worsen.
She had originally thought about at least asking the little troublemaker about last night’s sneaky kiss, even if she didn’t expose her true identity, but the production team’s unexpected move disrupted her plans.
“Teacher He, where is President Jing?” the director cautiously asked.
He Ying gave her a cold glance and said, “Your President Jing is still sleeping!”
The director: “…” For some reason, he felt a sense of hostility in that cold look just now.
—Hahaha, look at Teacher He’s expression just now!
—I have reason to suspect, did the production team arrive too early and disturb them!
—Oh, so Teacher He is angry now because of being unsatisfied with desire!
Hu Tu, on the other end of the phone, saw He Ying’s expression, combined with the provocative comments from netizens, and nearly laughed to death. Indeed, her source of happiness came from these two!
He Ying ran her hands through her hair, glanced at the director, then turned and entered the bedroom, closing the door behind her.
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The director: “…” completely dared not move.
Just as the program team stood frozen in their spots like quails, netizens once again exploded with comments.
—If I didn’t see it wrong just now, there seems to be a person lying on that bed inside, right?!
—Yes, yes, I saw it too!
—Ahhhh, quickly display Chun and Jing Ming really are together on the public screen!
—Hold on, everyone calm down. What if Teacher He went into President Jing’s room to wake her up?
—…If you don’t speak, no one will treat you like a mute.
He Ying entered the bedroom and saw the person still sleeping soundly on the bed. Considering the amount of alcohol she had last night, it would probably take a while for her to wake up.
She freshened up, changed clothes, and headed out, noticing that the production team was still frozen in place, much like before she entered the bedroom. She couldn’t help but find it amusing. “Please have a seat, we haven’t had breakfast yet and might need to wait a bit. By the way, have you had your breakfast?”
The production team members nodded in unison.
He Ying raised an eyebrow, realizing that she wouldn’t have to prepare as much food for everyone now.
With Jing Dan still asleep, He Ying wasn’t in a rush to make breakfast. She leisurely prepared in the kitchen, exuding a sense of tranquility and ease.
—If you didn’t know, you’d think she was arranging flowers or something…
—+1, making a meal and making it aesthetically pleasing.
After almost finishing in the kitchen, He Ying went back to the bedroom and saw Jing Dan, with her eyes slightly dazed and open, causing her steps to momentarily falter.
Does she still remember what happened last night?
Jing Dan turned to look at He Ying, blinked, and still had a bewildered expression.
He Ying: “…” Don’t tell me she drank herself silly last night!
“Do you feel better now?” He Ying sat by the bedside and softly asked, not forgetting to raise her hand to massage her temples.
Jing Dan, with a dazed look, gazed at her, her mind replaying the chaotic scenes from last night, momentarily struggling to differentiate between reality and memories.
Seeing her like this, He Ying narrowed her eyes slightly. “Do you remember what happened last night?”
Jing Dan, in a dazed state, shook her head. Her head was starting to ache, and the images in her mind quickly passed by, not allowing her to grasp what they were, leading to a real sense of confusion in her head.
He Ying, observing her shake her head, didn’t know how to describe her own feelings at the moment. She gave a wry smile, but seeing her bewildered state, she couldn’t bring herself to press her further.
Thinking about how comfortable that person had been sleeping on her stomach last night, even transforming back to their true form without her noticing, she couldn’t help but chuckle in exasperation. How much did this person want to keep things from her?
With a light sigh, she realized there was nothing she could do about it.
“Time to get up? The production team is already outside.”
“Okay.” Jing Dan still seemed a bit dazed.
Seeing her like this, He Ying had to worry if she could handle getting ready on her own. She followed her to the washroom, ensuring that her actions were clear and natural before finally feeling reassured and leaving.
Jing Dan slowly tidied herself up and upon stepping out, she saw a group of people sitting in the living room. When they saw her, they straightened up, trying to appear more energized and alert.
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“Good morning, President Jing!” they all exclaimed in unison.
Jing Dan nodded lightly and then went to the kitchen to see He Ying.
—Oh my, that overwhelming pressure just now made my heart skip a beat!
—Sigh, who wouldn’t feel the same way? I couldn’t even catch my breath just now!
—The production team members showed a bit of tender affection facing President Jing directly.
The production team members were truly scared out of their wits by Jing Dan just now. Even though they knew she was usually like this, when her cold gaze swept over them, the oppressive atmosphere made their scalps tighten!
However, what they didn’t know was that once inside the kitchen, Jing Dan discreetly tugged at He Ying’s sleeve and whispered, “You promised there would be two extra bottles of milk after the show starts!”
He Ying: “…Got it.”
Helpless, when it’s someone you like, what else can you do?
Jing Dan leisurely finished her cup of milk, then calmly handed the cup back to He Ying. Watching her refill it for herself, a barely noticeable smile appeared at the corner of Jing Dan’s lips.
Seeing her in this playful moment, He Ying couldn’t help but want to laugh. She was surprised that Jing Dan was still concerned about her appearance, afraid of being photographed by the production team and then being called a big eater online.
After finishing breakfast, the production team finally had the courage to openly film them, even conducting a brief interview questionnaire before heading to the filming location.
Listening to the questions, both Jing Dan and He Ying’s expressions slightly changed. If there were no fabricated answers here, they would not let it slide!
“For both participating in this program, what expectations do you have regarding your relationship, and what stage do you foresee it progressing to after the show ends?”
Both: “…”
“As this is a romance variety show, do you feel that the other person is your destined partner?”
Both: “…”
—Haha, oh gosh, I’m dying of laughter. Is the production team also shipping the CP?
—Ah, we’re onto something here! With the production team inside and us outside, it’s like a coordinated effort to push this CP pair towards the altar!
—Who knew that the supporters of Chun and Jing Ming’s CP pairing were so widespread? Chun and Jing Ming CP fans: We have someone in our team!
Faced with the continuous questioning from the production team, He Ying tapped Jing Dan’s leg, and Jing Dan understood.
so provocative 😏