When the Female Lead Becomes Obsessive – Chapter 139
by Little PandaVolume Seven: The Years I Was a General
The di2 eldest son of Ming’an3 Country’s Zhenguo4 Da Jiangjun5, Gu Mingtao, was Gu Wen Nuan. Just after her capping ceremony6 ceremony, she was enfeoffed by the former emperor as the “Shao Zhen”7 Vice General. She followed her father to war to conquer the manyi8 and commanded troops to guard the border for many years.
Later, Zhenguo Da Jiangjun Gu Mingtao suffered a sneak attack by Yaodong9 Country. A flying arrow delivered poison, causing Gu Mingtao to die on the battlefield. The cause of death was poison.
And just when Yaodong Country was complacently pleased that Ming’an Country’s power was gone, Shao Jiang10 Gu Wen Nuan, not rushing to be grief-stricken, swiftly assembled troops to attack Yaodong Country. After half a month, she finally beheaded the emperor of Yaodong Country upon the dragon throne11. The corpse was hung on the gate of Luoning12 City and exposed for seven days and seven nights, shaking all under heaven13.
Through this one battle, Gu Wen Nuan became famous as a youth. With illustrious battle merits, the son inherited her father’s enterprise, becoming Ming’an Country’s new Zhenguo Jiangjun, and also the ever-victorious “War God” in the hearts of the common people.
And this person, Gu Wen Nuan, was skilled at conspiracy and strange tactics. When two armies fought, her methods were ruthless and merciless. She was called the “Bloodthirsty Rakshasa”14 by enemy countries, becoming their lifelong, unforgettable nightmare.
Those who knew Gu Wen Nuan well all knew she was upright and incorruptible, selfless and impartial, wholeheartedly supported imperial power, and was loyal to Ming’an for her entire life.
Every time an enemy country invaded the border, they were beaten by Gu Wen Nuan’s iron-blooded methods until they were pissing and shitting themselves in terror15, and they would even consecutively lose several cities.
Because of her outstanding battle merits, Emperor Chongming16 happily summoned Gu Wen Nuan back to the capital to report on her duties, to be commended and rewarded.
But no one expected that once this young general returned to the capital, she would stir the capital’s sky until it was muddy.
Anming17 fifteenth year, the eighteenth.
In Mobei18, a great rain fell for three days and three nights. Only today did it finally clear up.
The officers and soldiers sighed with emotion, saying it must be that the Upper Heaven19 knew today was General Gu’s twenty-fifth birthday and specially cleared the skies.
Gu Wen Nuan feasted with the three armies20. Everyone in the camp sang and danced around high-burning bonfires, with good wine and good meat, carefree and happy.
It was clearly a cheerful and lively atmosphere, but when Zhangsun Jiashi21 looked at Gu Wen Nuan, he saw she had a face full of sorrow. From time to time she was in a daze, and from time to time she would sigh, looking just like someone worried and anxious.
“General, what is wrong with you?” Zhangsun Jiashi asked. “Is there some vexing matter?”
Wen Nuan looked at Zhangsun Jiashi and tentatively asked, “Jiashi, if you had a bosom friend who announced your most important secret to the public, bringing you a monstrous disaster and making you suffer many hardships and torments, how would you treat that bosom friend?”
Zhangsun Jiashi did not understand why Gu Wen Nuan would ask such a question, but he still answered truthfully, pondering and saying, “If it is all as the General says, and this bosom friend harmed this lower official22 so tragically, this lower official would kill this person to avenge myself and clear my hatred.”
Sorrow flashed in Wen Nuan’s eyes. She heaved a long sigh, “….Ai23.”
Truly vexing.
The System helplessly lowered its head and complained in a sorrowful tone: 【I told you not to be a person24! I told you not to be a person!】
Truly annoying.
Hearing Wen Nuan’s extremely heavy sigh, Zhangsun Jiashi asked, even more confused, “General, why are you always sighing? Have the military affairs in the camp been troubling you recently?”
He paused. “General, are you perhaps worrying about the question you just asked this lower official?”
Wen Nuan waved her hand, drank a mouthful of strong liquor, and said mournfully, “You don’t understand.”
“….” As a military strategist who devised strategies, since Zhangsun Jiashi had come into the world, matters between heaven and earth that he did not understand were simply few and far between.
His eyes shifted. “How about the General tells this lower official, and this lower official can give you some ideas?”
Wen Nuan glanced at him. “Matters of love and affection, how much do you understand?”
Zhangsun Jiashi: “…..I don’t understand.”
A miscalculation.
“Then forget it.” Wen Nuan naturally knew Zhangsun Jiashi was a bare stick25, and didn’t expect him to really be able to devise strategies for her.
In this huge military camp now, among two hundred thousand iron-blooded officers and soldiers, if you were to speak of people who could understand matters of love and affection, you could count them on one hand.
For example, there was the person Zhangsun Jiashi recommended, her vice general, Zhao Liangcai. Before becoming her vice general, he was in the imperial palace serving as the commander of the imperial guard.
At that time, he had married a young lady from an official’s family and also had a fat son. Zhao Liangcai’s life could be considered a complete and happy family, so with no distractions and not a care, he followed Gu Wen Nuan to Mobei to command troops, guard the border, and protect his home and country.
“Sha26?” Zhao Liangcai was gnawing on a pig’s trotter, his mouth full of grease. He looked at Wen Nuan with a face full of astonishment. “General, you want to discuss matters of love and affection with me?”
“….” Wen Nuan looked helplessly at Zhangsun Jiashi. “Are you serious?”
Zhangsun Jiashi spread his hands. “General, in this military camp now, only Vice General Zhao and Cao Huojun27 are married. Regarding matters of love and affection, only these two can understand a thing or two.”
What was this, if not breaking a cracked pot28.
Rather than asking Zhao Liangcai, she might as well think of a solution herself.
Wen Nuan looked at Zhao Liangcai with eyes full of disdain. The pig’s trotter had been gnawed by him into bits and pieces. “How can your niangzi29 stand this eating manner of yours?”
It was said that Zhao Liangcai’s niangzi was the di eldest daughter of the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites, a dajia guixiu30 who was gentle and virtuous. Everyone in the capital had thought she would marry a gentle, refined, and elegant civil official, but no one expected her to marry a crude and unreasonable military official.
Everyone sighed endlessly, all saying it was a case of a delicate fresh flower stuck in cow dung.
When Zhao Liangcai heard Wen Nuan speak of his niangzi, he immediately bared his teeth in a wide grin and laughed, “Haha, this lower official’s niangzi very much likes this lower official’s eating manner. She feels that this lower official eats the food she makes very fragrantly, which makes her feel very satisfied.”
Wen Nuan: “….”
She had truly brought this dog food31 upon herself. It was suffocating.
Zhao Liangcai felt that Wen Nuan’s complexion was a bit off and said worriedly, “General, are you physically unwell? this lower official sees that your complexion isn’t quite right.”
For the past few days, everyone in the military camp could feel that Wen Nuan’s state was not good. She sighed every day, as if some troublesome matter had disturbed her mind. Everyone felt that the General might have encountered a sky-high problem; after all, even when attacking Yaodong Country and Xizhao32 Country back then, the General had never been so worried.
“Now that it has been a year since the new emperor ascended the throne, what are your thoughts?” Wen Nuan looked at Zhao Liangcai and Zhangsun Jiashi.
Zhao Liangcai drank a mouthful of wine and shook his head. “This lower official has no thoughts. No matter how much the capital stirs things up, it won’t cause trouble for us here in Mobei.”
Wen Nuan looked towards Zhangsun Jiashi. “And you?”
“This lower official feels Vice General Zhao’s words have reason. Mobei and the capital are separated by a thousand li33,” Zhangsun Jiashi naturally knew what had happened in the capital over the past three years. “The border is now peaceful and tranquil. The General has garrisoned Mobei for many years and has never let the enemy’s iron cavalry cross the line. With such outstanding achievements, there is no one who is not convinced.”
Wen Nuan drank a mouthful of wine. The strong liquor was fiery hot, burning her insides. She said in a low voice, “What I fear is that… my accomplishments are too high and shake the lord34.”
The tips of Zhangsun Jiashi’s ears moved, and his brows furrowed slightly.
Three years ago, she had left this mission world. The System had tampered with some of the original owner’s memories to avoid affecting the development of the male and female leads later on.
In the three years that followed, the original owner had always been in Mobei garrisoning the border, training troops and resisting enemies. She never once set foot in the capital, not even a year ago for a sky-high matter like the new emperor’s ascension. The reason was that the original owner had not received the new emperor’s imperial edict of summons, so she did not dare to leave Mobei, otherwise it would be defying an edict and showing disrespect.
Now, Wen Nuan had returned to this world. Three years had passed. Zhangsun Jiashi’s spies in the capital had transmitted all the major and minor events that had occurred in the capital over the past three years, making Wen Nuan sigh with emotion.
Now, the new emperor’s wings were gradually becoming full-fledged. It was time to take revenge and clear the hatred.
After three rounds of wine, the officers and soldiers were all dead drunk, one by one. But around the military camp, there were still sober officers and soldiers on guard duty, who would not give the enemy an opportunity to exploit.
Wen Nuan had no heart to eat. She took a pot of wine, left the banquet, and walked out of the military camp, looking at the long, sparkling river in the distance.
She sighed faintly.
【In this world, you acted too ruthlessly,】 the System said helplessly. 【If you had shown a little mercy at the time, it wouldn’t be so difficult to handle now.】
Wen Nuan played with the wine pot, its spout shaking between her fingers. “If I hadn’t acted so ruthlessly, the female lead couldn’t have become emperor, nor could she have been with the male lead.”
At that time, her relationship with the female lead was too close and had already drawn special attention from Emperor Chongming.
One must know, it is not a good thing for the Eastern Palace35 and a high minister to be too close in private. The position of Crown Prince was eyed covetously36. If Emperor Chongming thought she wanted to help the female lead fight for the throne, it would undoubtedly put the female lead in a dangerous situation. Emperor Chongming’s thoughts were deep and his nature was suspicious; he would not allow anyone to threaten his throne, not even the Crown Prince he had personally enfeoffed.
So, in order to lower Emperor Chongming’s suspicion and prevent him from striking first against the female lead, she personally exposed the female lead’s true identity.
A woman disguised as a man.
Empress Xianren37, in order to make Emperor Chongming establish her child as Crown Prince and consolidate her Liu clan’s position, had bribed midwives, confused the public’s eyes and ears, and tampered with the female lead’s gender, making the female lead appear to others in men’s clothing.
Now that the deeply buried secret was uncovered, Emperor Chongming, on the charge of the crime of deceiving the sovereign38, deposed the female lead from the position of Crown Prince, threw the Empress into the Cold Palace39, and had the female lead thrown into the Heavenly Prison40 to be severely tortured, with Wen Nuan carrying out the punishment and personally conducting the interrogation.
【Did you act that way back then merely because Emperor Chongming became suspicious of your relationship?】 the System said faintly. 【Was it not also because the female lead confessed to you and said she liked you?】
Wen Nuan paused, drank a mouthful of wine, and sighed. “Half and half, ba41.”
The female lead falling for her back then was truly an accident. She and the female lead were the same, both women disguised as men. The only difference was that she knew the female lead was a woman disguised as a man, but the female lead did not know that she was not a real “man”.
The original owner’s mother had the same intention as the Empress: to have the original owner disguise herself as a man and inherit the peerage title, to avoid being taken advantage of by those in the waishi42 shuzi43.
But she never expected that after Wen Nuan came to this world, being familiar with the world’s plotline, she would follow her father to Mobei to fight wars in order to consolidate the female lead’s future rivers and mountains44. She consolidated Ming’an Country’s chaotic situation and resolved the perilous external threats. As for internal worries, Ming’an Country’s Chancellor, who was also the male lead, could naturally handle those.
Gu Wen Nuan’s battle merits in Mobei were numerous, thus she received Emperor Chongming’s endless appreciation and praise. This brought her unparalleled glory and glory to her family’s gateway45, making the original owner’s mother both shocked and happy.
She was happy that the original owner’s battle merits were illustrious and that she was highly regarded by Emperor Chongming. She was shocked with fear that the original owner’s identity would be exposed, leading to the same fate as the female lead. Ultimately, she died of depression from excessive worry.
In the current General’s Manor, only a few elderly servants remained to look after the house. As for those waishi shuzi, they had long ago been dealt with cleanly by the original owner’s mother.
Now, the only one who knew she was a woman disguised as a man was herself.
The sound of footsteps came from behind her. Wen Nuan turned her head to look; it was Zhangsun Jiashi.
“What is the General worrying about?” he asked first.
Wen Nuan did not answer directly. “Haven’t you already guessed?”
After all, the messenger from the capital had already entered Pinglan46 City and would arrive at the main military camp tomorrow to proclaim the imperial edict.
His fists tightened unconsciously. Zhangsun Jiashi’s brows were tightly furrowed, and his tone was grave as he said, “General… are you perhaps overthinking?”
Wen Nuan drank a mouthful of wine. Her body, originally stiff from the cold wind, was warmed for a moment by the strong liquor, but the next gust of cold wind made it instantly bone-chillingly cold again.
The weather here in Mobei is changeable. The temperature difference between morning and evening is too great. At noon, the sun is high and scorching, but once night falls, it becomes bone-chillingly cold, the wind invading one’s muscles.
“You and Zhao Liangcai pay more attention here in Mobei. If that bunch of bastards finds out I’m not in Mobei, they will definitely look for an opportunity to send out troops and provoke us.”
“General, you are…”
It was as if she were giving her last words.
Wen Nuan smiled. “Jiashi, some things must ultimately have an ending… only then can they be considered perfect.”
Zhangsun Jiashi watched Wen Nuan’s departing back and shouted loudly, “General, the Eastern Palace incident three years ago, were you… a participant?”
Wen Nuan stopped but did not turn back. Her tone was faint as she said, “If you count it up, I was probably the main orchestrator.”
Zhangsun Jiashi was endlessly shocked, staring wide-eyed as Wen Nuan disappeared into the dark night.
His spies hidden in the capital had once told him that ever since the female emperor ascended the throne, of all who had participated in the Eastern Palace incident three years ago—regardless of whether they were influential court officials47 or lowly and humble eunuchs and servants—not a single one was left alive.
Now, of the people who participated in the Eastern Palace incident, it was feared that only the General still survived in the world.
Her Majesty the Empress would definitely not let the General go.
The cold wind was piercing. Zhangsun Jiashi deeply felt that this year’s wind and rain, he feared, would not be stopped.
After the birthday banquet, a messenger came from the capital. Everyone in the army received the edict. The content of the imperial edict was that Her Majesty the Empress urgently summoned Gu Wen Nuan back to the capital to report on her duties, not to be delayed for a single moment.
Wen Nuan received the edict. She refused to be accompanied by Zhangsun Jiashi and Zhao Liangcai, and also refused to bring troops back to the capital. She returned to the capital alone with the messenger.
From Mobei to the capital, even spurring on a fast horse48, would still take nearly seven or eight days.
Ten days later, Zhangsun Jiashi received a secret report from his informant in the capital.
He opened the envelope and, looking at its contents, was left dumbstruck49.
[Gu Wen Nuan committed treason and rebellion, entered the zhaoyu50, received cruel torture, to be beheaded after autumn51.]
The author has something to say:
Author-jun: Extra chapter la la la la….
(Here I want to explain a bit: recently, in the comments for this story, there have been some people maliciously spamming trigger warnings52. I don’t want to pay them too much mind and will just focus on writing properly. Everyone is a little cutie who just wants to read happily. You and I have established a small tacit understanding and closeness, and I don’t want these malicious comments to affect everyone’s reading experience. I’m giving everyone an extra chapter today and hope you can all continue to read happily. Love you all, yo, jiumi~~53.)
Footnotes
- 问斩 | wèn zhǎn | Literally “to inquire and behead.” A formal term for capital punishment by decapitation in imperial China. The “inquiry” part refers to the judicial review process, typically finalized in autumn, before the sentence was carried out.
- 嫡 | dí | Refers to the primary wife and her children, who held the highest status and inheritance rights within a traditional Chinese household. A “di eldest son” (嫡长子 | dí zhǎng zǐ) was the main heir.
- 明安国 | Míng’ān Guó | A proper name for a fictional country. “Ming’an” literally means “Bright Peace.”
- 镇国 | zhèn guó | Literally “Guardian of the Nation” or “Suppressor of the State.” A prestigious title granted to a high-ranking general, indicating their critical role in national defense.
- 大将军 | dà jiāng jūn | Literally “Great General” or “Generalissimo.” One of the highest military ranks in ancient China.
- 及冠 | jí guān | The “capping ceremony,” a traditional coming-of-age ritual for men, typically held at the age of 20 (by East Asian age reckoning). It signified that the individual had reached adulthood.
- 少镇 | Shào Zhèn | Literally “Junior Guardian.” The title implies a successor or deputy to the “Zhenguo” (Guardian of the Nation) general.
- 蛮夷 | mán yí | A historical, often derogatory, term for non-Han ethnic groups living in the border regions of China, particularly in the south and east. It carries connotations of being “barbaric” or “uncivilized.”
- 姚东国 | Yáodōng Guó | A proper name for a fictional enemy country. “Yaodong” could be interpreted as “Charming East.”
- 少将 | shào jiàng | Literally “Young General.” An honorific for a young, high-ranking military commander. It is distinct from the modern military rank of Major General.
- 龙椅 | lóng yǐ | Literally “dragon chair.” The imperial throne of the Emperor of China, symbolizing his supreme authority.
- 罗宁城 | Luóníng Chéng | A proper name for a fictional city. “Luoning” could mean “Gauze Peace.”
- 天下 | tiān xià | Literally “under heaven.” A Chinese cultural concept referring to the entire world, or more specifically, the civilized world under the rule or influence of the Chinese emperor.
- 罗刹 | luó chà | The Chinese transliteration of the Sanskrit word “rākṣasa,” a type of man-eating demon or malevolent spirit in Hindu and Buddhist mythology. In this context, it describes someone as fierce, cruel, and terrifying.
- 屁滚尿流 | pì gǔn niào liú | A crude chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “fart rolling, urine flowing.” It vividly describes a state of extreme fear, causing one to lose control of their bodily functions; to be scared shitless.
- 崇明帝 | Chóngmíng Dì | A fictional imperial title. “Chongming” means “Revere the Bright.” “Di” (帝) means Emperor.
- 安明 | Ānmíng | A fictional era name for a monarch’s reign. “Anming” means “Peaceful and Bright.”
- 漠北 | Mòběi | Literally “North of the Desert.” A geographical region referring to the area north of the Gobi Desert, encompassing parts of modern-day Mongolia and Siberia. It was often a frontier zone in Chinese history.
- 上天 | Shàngtiān | Literally “Upper Heaven.” A term for the supreme celestial deity or the divine will, often synonymous with 天 (Tiān, Heaven). It governs the cosmos and human destiny.
- 三军 | sān jūn | Literally “three armies.” A classical term for the entire armed forces of a state, originally referring to the vanguard, main body, and rearguard.
- 长孙嘉时 | Zhǎngsūn Jiāshí
- 下官 | xià guān | Literally “lower official.” A humble first-person pronoun used by a government official when speaking to a superior.
- 哎 | āi | An interjection used to express sadness, resignation, or disappointment. Similar to the English “alas” or a heavy sigh.
- 不做人 | bù zuò rén | Literally “not be a person” or “not act human.” A colloquial expression used to scold someone for being cruel, outrageous, or inhumane. It can also be used self-deprecatingly after doing something mischievous or over-the-top.
- 光棍 | guāng gùn | Literally “bare stick.” A colloquial term for a bachelor or an unmarried man, implying he is single like a bare tree branch without leaves.
- 啥 | shá | A colloquial, northern Chinese dialectal equivalent of 什么 (shénme), meaning “what?”
- 曹火军 | Cáo Huǒjūn | A proper name. Cao is the surname. Huojun literally means “fire army” and may be a title for a soldier in charge of cooking/provisions, or simply his given name.
- 破罐子破摔 | pò guàn zi pò shuāi | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “to smash a cracked pot.” It describes a situation where someone, realizing things are already bad, gives up and acts recklessly, making things even worse. It implies a sense of despair or defiance.
- 娘子 | niáng zǐ | A somewhat dated but affectionate term for “wife,” similar to “my lady” or “dear wife.”
- 大家闺秀 | dà jiā guī xiù | A term for a young, unmarried woman from a prominent and cultured family. It implies she is well-educated, graceful, and virtuous.
- 狗粮 | gǒu liáng | Literally “dog food.” A popular internet slang term for public displays of affection (PDA). Singles are jokingly referred to as “single dogs” (单身狗 | dān shēn gǒu), and watching couples be romantic is like being “force-fed dog food.”
- 席兆国 | Xízhào Guó | A proper name for a fictional enemy country. “Xizhao” could mean “Mat Omen.”
- 里 | lǐ | A traditional Chinese unit of distance. Its value has varied over time, but it is standardized in the modern era at 500 meters (approx. 0.31 miles).
- 功高震主 | gōng gāo zhèn zhǔ | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “accomplishments high, shakes the lord.” It describes a subject whose power and prestige have grown so great that they are perceived as a threat by their ruler, often leading to suspicion and persecution.
- 东宫 | Dōng Gōng | Literally “Eastern Palace.” The official residence of the Crown Prince, and by extension, a metonym for the Crown Prince himself and his household.
- 虎视眈眈 | hǔ shì dān dān | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “to glare like a tiger.” It describes watching something covetously and menacingly, waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
- 贤仁皇后 | Xiánrén Huánghòu | A fictional imperial title. “Xianren” means “Virtuous and Benevolent.” “Huanghou” (皇后) means Empress.
- 欺君之罪 | qī jūn zhī zuì | The grave crime of deceiving the emperor. In imperial China, this was a capital offense, as lying to the Son of Heaven was considered a direct challenge to his authority and the cosmic order.
- 冷宫 | lěng gōng | Literally “Cold Palace.” A place within the Forbidden City where disgraced empresses, consorts, or concubines were confined, effectively living a life of imprisonment and neglect.
- 天牢 | tiān láo | Literally “Heavenly Prison.” The imperial prison, reserved for high-ranking officials and members of the royal family who had committed serious crimes.
- 吧 | ba | A modal particle in Mandarin Chinese placed at the end of a sentence. It can indicate a suggestion, a softened command, or, as in this case, a sense of resignation, uncertainty, or concession (“I guess,” “…right?”).
- 外室 | wài shì | Literally “outer room.” A term for a mistress or concubine who is kept in a separate residence from the main family household.
- 庶子 | shù zǐ | The son of a concubine or mistress. In the traditional hierarchy, shuzi had lower status and fewer inheritance rights than the di sons (嫡子) born to the primary wife.
- 江山 | jiāng shān | Literally “rivers and mountains.” A poetic and powerful term for the country or the empire, symbolizing the territory and the power to rule it.
- 光耀门楣 | guāng yào mén méi | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “to bring glory to the gate and lintel.” It means to bring honor and prestige to one’s family, raising its social standing.
- 平兰城 | Pínglán Chéng | A proper name for a fictional city. “Pinglan” means “Peaceful Orchid.”
- 举重若轻 | jǔ zhòng ruò qīng | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “to lift something heavy as if it were light.” It describes someone who handles difficult and important matters with ease and skill. Here, it is used to describe officials who hold significant weight and influence in court.
- 快马加鞭 | kuài mǎ jiā biān | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “fast horse, add whip.” It means to travel at top speed, as fast as possible.
- 瞠目结舌 | chēng mù jié shé | A chengyu (four-character idiom) literally meaning “staring eyes, tied tongue.” It describes being so shocked or astounded that one is speechless.
- 诏狱 | zhào yù | The imperial prison under the direct control of the emperor, often managed by his secret police or elite guards (like the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty). Cases tried here bypassed the normal judicial system, and prisoners were often subjected to severe torture.
- 秋后问斩 | qiū hòu wèn zhǎn | Literally “inquire and behead after autumn.” A standard practice in imperial China where executions were carried out in the autumn. This was based on the belief that autumn, a season of decay and death in nature, was the appropriate time for the state to carry out punishments, in contrast to spring, a time of birth and renewal.
- 避雷 | bì léi | Literally “avoid lightning.” In internet slang, “lightning” (雷 | léi) refers to something shocking, cringeworthy, or triggering (e.g., a plot twist, a character’s actions, a particular trope). “Bì léi” means to provide a warning so others can avoid this content if they dislike it. The author is referring to people spamming such warnings in a malicious way.
- 啾咪 | jiū mī | An onomatopoeic slang term for a kiss, similar to “mwah” or “smooch.” It’s a cute and playful way to express affection online.
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