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    Little Panda

    Stories 50
    Chapters 6,604
    Words 101.6β€ŠM
    Comments 4,625
    Reading 352 days, 20 hours352β€Šd, 20β€Šh
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 33 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Though her limbs wouldn't obey, Yao Xi's mind was perfectly clear. She knew she'd gotten herself drunk just to toast the Eldest Princess, and she also knew that if she listened to the princess and rested here until she sobered up, returning to Ning'an Palace would likely be more ominous than auspicious. Never mind the Empress Dowager's inscrutable temperament; she was now assigned to the Miscellaneous Affairs Room with a manager above her. Being absent for most of her…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 34 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked "You're crying?" Wan Bi watched Emperor Ming Cheng cover his face. Through the roar of the thunderstorm, she could faintly make out what sounded like sobs. She had seen the Emperor cry countless times, but usually only after drinking. This was the first time he'd cried sober. Wan Bi's heart instantly softened. The miserable sight of him awakened something called maternal instinct, and she regretted having been so cold just now. She knew perfectly well that she was the…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 23 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Meng Delai was busy with official business when he looked up and saw Liufu arrive. "Is the matter I assigned you settled?" he asked faintly. He had given Liufu some instructions a few days prior and assumed he was here to report on their completion. "Reporting to the Director of the Depot, this little one has come to ask for your guidance. The boy who entered the palace to replace Yao Xian went to Ning'an Palace early this morning…" Liufu's voice was full of…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 24 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Yao Xi saw the Empress Dowager and the others enter the Warm Pavilion. Seizing the moment while no one was around, she quickly twisted her body. Her chest was killing her. She had put on the binding yesterday around noon when she woke up, but her breasts felt like they were being inflated, growing larger and larger. Afraid of being discovered, she could only bind them tighter and tighter. After the commotion with Liao Bing last night, she hadn't had a single chance to…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 35 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Sheltered by a palace maid's umbrella, Yao Xi reached the covered corridor before the main hall. At the entrance, she patted the rainwater from her clothes, straightened the official's hat the wind had knocked askew, and scraped the soles of her shoes clean on the steps. Only after tidying herself from head to toe did she bow her body and enter the hall. The Empress Dowager was seated at the writing desk directly opposite the main doors. Hearing the sound, she glanced…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 25 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Beauty Yu had no intention of moving out of Yixiu Palace. After being caned, she was helped back to Yixiu Palace. Logically, she should have obeyed Her Majesty the Empress Dowager’s decree and immediately packed her things to leave. She did not. She had someone summon Emperor Ming Cheng. Without changing her clothes or applying medicine, she lay sprawled on the bed, smeared with blood, playing the victim. Emperor Ming Cheng fell for it completely. When he…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 36 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked The wine of ancient times was mostly fermented, with a very low alcohol content, which is why it was also called watery wine.Ancient Chinese 'wine' (jiΗ”) was typically a fermented grain beverage, similar to ale or unfiltered sake, with a low alcohol by volume (ABV). This is contrasted with modern, high-proof distilled liquors. Storybooks are always going on about drinking wine from big bowls and tearing into meat with your hands, with heroes downing twenty bowls in one…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 26 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked Wan Bi saw all of Yao Xi’s panic and helplessness. The little castrated donkey has a guilty conscience, she thought. If his conscience were clear, why would he be so flustered? It was a real pity, she mused. She had grown quite fond of this little castrated donkey. Not only was he good-looking, but he could be both deathly timid and fiercely spirited. Keeping him around for her amusement was rather fun. If the little castrated donkey had simply been too careless and…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 37 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked The assassin crashed heavily to the floor. He recovered quickly, raising his sword to stab the little eunuch who had tackled him. But Yao Xi, emboldened by wine, channeled the spirit of Wu Erlang fighting the tiger. In a dizzy haze, she lifted an elbow high and brought it down mercilessly, a heavy hammer blow aimed straight at the assassin's groin. Before he could even process the pain, Yao Xi, spurred on by his shriek, delivered a rapid-fire series of punches to that…
    • Your Majesty is Poisonous – Chapter 27 Cover
      by Little Panda β€” The Empress Dowager is So Wicked The Empress Dowager forbade Yao Xi from leaving the hall, so she graciously permitted her to use the lavatory that had been converted from an ear-room in a side hall. It was normally a place for the night-duty palace maids to take care of their internal needs. Since it was inside the main palace building, Yao Xi was the first eunuch to ever relieve herself there. Yao Xi felt not a shred of honor in achieving this particular first. With a pained expression, she walked…
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