Little Alpaca – Chapter 56

Volume 1: Little Alpaca

I Absolutely Do Not Want to Be Your Mount.

You Yan had said, she does not like the Human Realm.

If the people she wanted to kill no longer needed to be killed, and the things she needed to do were all done, You Yan would definitely return to the Demon Realm.

But You Yan chose to stay in Moshui City, and moreover lived in the inn not far from the medical hall, and would go to the medical hall to take a look every day.

Luo Mingyuan’s constitution was different from ordinary people, his injuries recovered particularly fast.

In order not to let Doctor Ye be frightened, on the sixth day after Luo Mingyuan was injured, he was taken away from the Ye Clan Medical Hall by Jiang Yuyao, and moved into that inn not far away with You Yan.

Speaking of which, a few days ago You Yan had said some unpleasant things, Yi Qiu had thought that future meetings would inevitably be awkward, who would have thought that Jiang Yuyao, whether inside the text or outside the text, was not a person who would hold a grudge, after spending one night being sullenly angry, overnight she became polite and courteous again.

I have to say, this kind of girl who is not good with words, has a stubborn temperament, and is too good at heart, is particularly susceptible to being hurt no matter where she is placed.

Yi Qiu was afraid that after she left, this world line would inexplicably end up with a BE, so in the bottom of her heart she prepared a large pile of nagging, and just wanted to find an opportunity to have a good talk with that little pig trotter Luo Mingyuan.

The words from her heart were prepared, all that was needed was an opportunity to be alone that could avoid You Yan and Jiang Yuyao.

Jiang Yuyao was alright, she had a very hardworking persona, so when Luo Mingyuan’s body got better and no longer needed her constant care, she would take out some time every day to find a place to focus on cultivation.

The one who truly gave the alpaca a headache was, in fact, still You Yan.

This bird woman actually once again started living that kind of leisurely little life from the mountain, not doing anything all day, just idling in the inn, making it so that Yi Qiu simply could not find an opportunity to be alone with the little pig trotter.

She was puzzled, does You Yan really have nothing to do?

Could it be that such a big villain staying in Moshui City and not leaving is really just for eating and drinking, just simply because she thinks life in the Human Realm is not bad?

The original story’s male and female leads are still here, who would believe it if this was said out loud!

The more Yi Qiu thought about it, the more she suspected that You Yan was staying here to secretly pay attention to the movements of the Yi Bird.

This is also good, if You Yan can take care of that malicious female number three, this story would really have a HE.

The unlucky little alpaca wouldn’t have come for nothing either.

Speaking of which, that little pig trotter’s hands-on ability was quite strong. On the second day he was able to get out of bed with support, he carved a crutch for himself. As soon as the crutch was carved, that very afternoon he leaned on it, borrowed the inn’s kitchen and busied himself for a while, and cooked a meal for everyone.

In the novel, Luo Mingyuan could do everything, like a servant. Most of the miscellaneous chores in Changqing Pavilion were piled on him, let alone cooking?

It was written in the text that Luo Mingyuan’s cooking skills were very good. Regarding this point, Yi Qiu had scrounged several meals on the mountain and truly had a deep experience of it.

But she really hadn’t expected that this little pig trotter, whose injuries hadn’t even fully healed, would run off to cook as soon as he could get out of bed and walk.

“There’s no need for this, young people have long lives ahead, there’s absolutely no need to work so hard.” The little alpaca said earnestly, educating the young man while eating the food You Yan fed her.

“How old are you, to be educating me.” The young man retorted, quite temperamentally.

Jiang Yuyao heard this and chuckled lightly: “Shidi, Little Lamb is right, your injuries have not healed, you should rest more.”

“It’s really nothing, I can’t just lie down all the time.” Luo Mingyuan said, “These past two days I’ve felt I have more strength, so I wanted to move around a bit. Shijie, don’t you worry, in a couple of days I can go back by myself, you still have to……”

“Shidi, no rush to go back.” Jiang Yuyao interrupted Luo Mingyuan’s unfinished words, and said seriously, “After your injuries are healed, for the following days you will go out for experience¹ with me.”

“Ah? But I……”

“You are a disciple of my Xianlu Sect’s Changqing Pavilion, eventually you must eliminate demons and defend the Dao, a little earlier or a little later doesn’t make much difference.”

“But Shizun……”

“Daddy’s side, I will naturally resolve it.” After Jiang Yuyao said this, she buried her head and started eating with a serious expression.

Luo Mingyuan hesitated for a while, and without much of his own opinion, said 「Oh」.

Yi Qiu watched from the side anxiously, and couldn’t resist shouting during a gap when You Yan wasn’t feeding her vegetables: “Little pig trotter! Look how good your Shijie is to you! In the future, no matter what happens, you are not allowed to be bad to her, understood!”

“Little Lamb, you……” Jiang Yuyao momentarily tightened her grip on the bowl and chopsticks in her hand, a bit of embarrassment appearing on her face.

“I, I will definitely, definitely…… forever respect Shijie!” Luo Mingyuan was even more nervous, to the point of stuttering.

The moment Yi Qiu heard the word 「respect」, she instantly rolled her eyes.

These young people from the immortal sects, they’ve simply cultivated immortality and broken their brains. They clearly fell for each other long ago, yet they insist on calling each other Shijie and Shidi, the older one always talking about taking care, the younger one always talking about respect.

Being so reserved now, when the future comes, won’t they be living and dying for each other every day.

Thinking like this, Yi Qiu couldn’t help but let out a light sigh. As a result, before her sighing mouth could even close, it was stuffed with a mouthful of little bok choy.

The little alpaca raised her eyes to look at her master.

Sure enough, she met that not-so-happy gaze. That bird woman is truly tyrannical, only allowing herself to chat with others, but not allowing her spirit pet to speak with others.

This is simply stifling an alpaca’s desire for expression!

Forget it, forget it!

Anyway, the demon seed is gone too, presumably these two worrisome fellows won’t again create that kind of terrible misunderstanding that can make people become enemies.

Just let that heart full of admonitions remain in the heart, and when the time comes for her to be obliterated by the system, let it all go with the wind.

Thinking of this, the little alpaca couldn’t help but lower her pure white eyelashes.

After the meal that day, Yi Qiu followed them back to the guest room, listlessly flopped onto the small floor mattress, and remained flopped there for a long time.

She had always thought that when a person knows they are about to die, they will try very hard to achieve some dreams, that as long as they still have strength, they can be particularly motivated.

But when she truly experienced this feeling of being very healthy, yet about to die but not yet dead, she discovered that she couldn’t muster any energy at all.

If I had to state a reason, perhaps it’s because I had no dreams in this life.

Living muddle-headedly in the original world was one thing, but even after transmigrating into a book I failed to possess the power to change the world. I originally thought I was the chosen Grass Mud Horse, but in the end, on the verge of death, I’m still just a small pet tagging along with the villain, waiting for death while living off her.

If one must ask what she had to strive for in her heart, thinking carefully, it seems it was just to grind for one thousand favorability points and become a human again, right?

Now, it’s not that far off, but what’s the use of managing to be a human for a few days right before dying?

It’s completely meaningless……

Moreover, maybe after becoming a human, because I won’t have so much fur on my body, I’ll be fiercely disdained by You Yan right before I die.

Thinking like this, Yi Qiu couldn’t help but raise her head and glare at You Yan.

The little alpaca’s dissatisfied gaze naturally attracted You Yan’s attention at the first moment.

One person and one alpaca, two pairs of eyes, stared at each other from a distance of about three meters. In the end, the one with the smaller eyes was defeated, and timidly lowered her fluffy head.

“If you have any dissatisfaction you can say it directly, I am not an unreasonable person either.” You Yan said leisurely.

“I don’t have any dissatisfaction……” Yi Qiu replied in a small voice, her words not matching her heart.

“Oh?” You Yan raised an eyebrow and swept a glance at Yi Qiu, her eyes full of playfulness.

Here we go again, here we go again!

This bird woman’s “Oh?”, “Hm?”, “So?” are each more dangerous than the last.

Every time she makes this kind of sound, it’s basically equivalent to saying—You think you can hide those little twists and turns in your heart from me? Go on, keep making it up, I’d like to see to what extent you can make things up.

Forget it, I’ll just say what’s on my mind, bottling it up isn’t a solution!

Yi Qiu closed her eyes and took three deep breaths in succession.

Finally, she opened her eyes, looked towards You Yan, and said seriously: “You Yan, let me ask you a question.”

Under Yi Qiu’s gaze, You Yan slowly walked to the bedside and sat down, lightly kicking off the embroidered shoes² on her feet: “Ask……”

“If one day, I cultivate a human form, will you then……”

“I don’t like it.” You Yan said faintly.

Yi Qiu was momentarily choked up, and bit her teeth for a long while before continuing to say: “But I will eventually grow up!”

“Oh?” You Yan leaned over and stared at Yi Qiu for a long time, finally sitting up straight, her eyebrows curving into a smile, “A good thing. When you’ve grown up, you can be my mount.”

“……” No longer willing to smile.

This bird woman wants her to die with a grievance!

Yi Qiu took a deep breath, turned her back, and muttered in a small voice, “I absolutely do not want to be your mount.”

She said this, fell silent for a moment, and when she didn’t hear a response from You Yan, she added one more dissatisfied sentence: “And you said you’re not an unreasonable person? You are, you totally are! I am particularly dissatisfied with you right now, dissatisfied with everything, you told me to say it directly, but I don’t even know where to start!”

Hearing this, You Yan did not get angry in the slightest, but just lifted her foot and used its tip to poke the little alpaca’s short tail left and right.

Yi Qiu’s body instantly tensed up, and pulling in her bottom she abruptly turned her head, looked fiercely at You Yan, and roared: “What are you doing!”

How could this bird woman use her foot to kick her… kick the tail on her butt?

Is this appropriate? This is not appropriate!

She glared fiercely at You Yan, attempting to demand “justice” for herself.

You Yan did not respond immediately, but just stared at Yi Qiu thoughtfully for a long time, until the fire in Yi Qiu’s eyes was completely extinguished by her gaze, only then did she ask softly: “What’s been wrong with you recently?”

“I… I’m not wrong in any way.” Yi Qiu subconsciously denied.

“You are……” You Yan’s eyes were certain.

“I… I, I’m just, just……” Yi Qiu couldn’t help but become nervous.

“Just what?”

Yi Qiu looked at You Yan, for a moment not knowing how to answer, her eyes unexpectedly couldn’t stop reddening.

How was she supposed to say this? Was she supposed to tell You Yan that she was about to die?

But she was clearly alive and kicking, how would You Yan believe her?

Just as she was at a loss for how to answer, a flash of light suddenly shot past the window in her peripheral vision.

“What was that!” Yi Qiu hurriedly took the opportunity to change the subject.

You Yan had clearly also seen that flash of light. She frowned for a moment, and after hesitating for a moment, she stood up.

“Wait for me.” As she said this, she transformed into a streak of spiritual light³ and disappeared from before Yi Qiu’s eyes.

When Yi Qiu came back to her senses, she hurriedly climbed up from the ground, ran to the window in a few steps, and stretched her neck to look outside.

Outside the window, apart from the numerous stars and the moon, there was nothing else.

Yi Qiu: “……”

Gone in the blink of an eye, this bird woman flies way too fast, doesn’t she?

This fast, what’s the point of riding an alpaca?

Even an alpaca would want to hitch a ride after seeing that……

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