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After Agreeing to Go on a Parenting Show With My Omega Ex-Girlfriend – Chapter 16

Has This Omega Gotten Addicted to Kissing?

Yu ‘Scum-Woman’ Luo had no idea about Qi Song’s silent complaints and even took the opportunity to rub her chin against her fingertips.

The delicate skin brushed against hers, and Qi Song’s eyelashes trembled. She immediately pulled her hand back.

As if finding her reaction amusing, the woman let out a low laugh beside her ear.

The family of three arrived at the collection point, handed over the crops they had gathered, and received their tickets for the luncheon.

The production team had set up the luncheon outdoors, a grand banquet laid out on a flat patch of land in front of a field of golden wheat.

Besides the guests, some villagers were also invited to participate and celebrate the harvest season together.

Qi Song scanned the area but didn’t see Chen Linxin or Zhou Zhou.

“I wonder how Zhou Zhou is doing,” Yu Luo, beside her, seemed to be thinking the same thing and said softly.

Qi Song couldn’t help but ask her, “If Zhou Zhou, for the sake of her child, chooses to swallow her anger and carry on…”

Yu Luo answered quickly, “The choice is her own. But as long as she has any thought of escaping, I will do what I can to help her.”

Qi Song wanted to probe further, but in the end, she said no more.

Subconsciously, she was already starting to believe that Yu Luo was acting purely out of kindness in this matter.

Maybe scum women also like a change of pace once in a while, doing something with a sense of morality.

They were the first family to arrive. A few minutes after they sat down, they saw Ren Zhi’s family come in and take the seats next to them.

Taotao immediately hopped off Qi Song’s lap and ran to play with Youyou-jiejie.

“Did everything go smoothly for you two?” Ren Zhi rested her head clingily on Jiang Yin’s shoulder, turning to ask the wife-and-wife pair next to them.

This couple is sticking way too close, Qi Song thought. This is bad.

Merely holding her hand, Yu Luo smiled and replied, “It was fine.”

After saying that, she shot Qi Song a dark, meaningful glance.

Having received the subtle signal of competitiveness from her one-hundred-million-yuan gold master, Qi Song knew she had to make a move.

She put an arm around Yu Luo’s shoulders, pulling the woman into her embrace as she asked with feigned concern, “The wind is a bit strong here. Are you cold, wifey?”

“A little,” Teacher Yu was a natural at playing the part of someone delicate. She rested her head in the crook of Qi Song’s neck, the top of her hair even rubbing against it lightly.

A clear, cool fragrance wafted out.

It’s just an act, isn’t Yu Luo sticking a bit too close?

Qi Song lowered her eyes and saw the Omega in her arms—her thick, long eyelashes, her high-bridged nose, and below that, her soft, crimson lips.

Under the sunlight, the fine hairs on her fair, translucent skin were haloed with a golden glow. The woman was as beautiful as a banished immortal1.

Perhaps the original owner of this body had thought of this woman too many times over the past two years, to the point that Qi Song also felt an excessive familiarity with her.

The curve of her silhouette was smoothly outlined by the halo of light. Every part, every inch, felt as if it had been piously traced in her heart thousands upon thousands of times; she could recall every detail even with her eyes closed.

Qi Song fell into this disorienting sense of familiarity. The woman in her arms, feeling her gaze fixed on her face, lazely lifted her head to look at her, a slight smile playing on her lips.

“Why do you keep looking at me?”

Yu Luo extended her free hand, her fingertips leisurely brushing against Qi Song’s cheek like a feather, and asked nonchalantly, “Am I good-looking?”

If anyone else had asked this question, it might have seemed narcissistic, but when Yu Luo said it with that face, it seemed utterly natural.

Even though Qi Song thought she was a scum woman, she couldn’t deny this fact.

In front of the camera, Qi Song smiled at her as if her feelings were deep and true. “Wifey is the best-looking.”

Seeing her perform so earnestly, Yu Luo raised an eyebrow slightly and, as an ungrudging reward, lifted her head and gave her a kiss on the chin.

The soft lips pressed against her, like a cloud drifting by, leaving behind a barely-there hint of moisture.

Qi Song’s heart trembled, and her hand on Yu Luo’s shoulder tightened unconsciously.

Has this Omega gotten addicted to kissing? This is the third time since last night.

It’s hard to tell if she’s just performing or using a public duty for private gain.

Yu Luo easily noticed the rise and fall of her chest, which struggled to calm down. A deep smile filled the woman’s eyes as she raised a hand to pinch her ear.

Her lips moved, but in the end, she didn’t say the words, “You still love it so much when I kiss you here.”

Beside them, Ren Zhi saw the interaction between the two wives and couldn’t help but turn her head to whisper to Jiang Yin, “I never thought Teacher Yu would be like this in a relationship.”

She hadn’t had much contact with Yu Luo before, only having seen her from a distance at a gala.

The woman was like the bright, pure radiance of the moon, always surrounded by an aura of coldness that made her seem unapproachable, someone to be admired only from afar.

But at this moment, she was leaning against her wife’s embrace, her gaze as soft as water, looking up to kiss her partner’s chin with overflowing charm.

One probably had to see it with their own eyes to truly feel the depth of that shock.


The guests arrived one after another. While waiting for the food to be served, the production team wanted everyone to chat.

Among the four families, Yu Luo and Ren Zhi had only announced they were married with a daughter shortly before the show. Although the other two couples were known to be together within the industry, they had never talked much about their relationships.

So the production team asked, “Could everyone share the reason you decided to get married?”

Ren Zhi said, “My wife and I are childhood sweethearts. We fell for each other very early on, so I proposed as soon as we reached the legal age.”

The little flower2 and the rich woman’s group was different. The little flower said frankly, “We met because our pheromone compatibility was high. But we fell in love during the process of getting to know each other, so marriage was a natural progression3.”

In the current era, human fertility rates were extremely low.

Ever since research discovered that AOs with high pheromone compatibility had a higher chance of conceiving offspring, society began to encourage people to apply for “pheromone matching” when they differentiated4.

The Pheromone Integration Department would pair the applicants’ pheromones with others in its database. Once a suitable AO pair with a compatibility of over 70% was found, both parties would be contacted.

Throughout history, the human desire to reproduce has never diminished. Thus, people nowadays didn’t look at the old-fashioned Eight Characters5 for matchmaking, but at pheromone compatibility instead.

Many didn’t even consider feelings at all, marrying based on the gospel of pheromones.

When it was Li Zhen’s family’s turn, Wu Yue said, “We also got together because of high pheromone compatibility, 90%.”

As he said this, his face showed an unconcealable pride.

The moment he finished, the production staff and the onlooking villagers let out envious gasps. 70% was already considered rare and precious, yet this couple was as high as 90%!

“Your compatibility is so high, you should be able to have a second or third child, right?” one villager couldn’t help but ask.

Li Zhen smiled smugly. “The doctor said it’s no problem.”

Amid another wave of envious sighs, Qi Song curled her lip.

Envy? I only find it pitiful.

Treating pheromone compatibility as the true meaning of marriage, as if it were the very essence of love. Slaves to their pheromones and reproductive urges, yet still so smug about it.

As she thought this, she couldn’t help but glance at the person in her arms.

How did the original owner and Yu Luo meet? Could it also have been prompted by pheromones…

No, that’s not right. The original owner was still an undifferentiated ordinary person before they broke up.

Forget pheromones, she couldn’t even fully perceive this world that belonged to ABOs.

Just as she was thinking, a sharp pain shot through her mind, and a chaotic fragment of a memory emerged—

“I’m an ordinary person. I’ll never be able to smell your pheromones, and I can’t mark you…” a somewhat dejected voice sounded.

Another voice, as clear and cool as water, carried boundless tolerance and gentleness. “But you don’t need any of those things to please me.”

That voice paused, and when it spoke again, it was with a slight pant, laced with an unbearable yet soft and charming shyness. “You see, just by looking at me, I already can’t take it…”

—”So what about Teacher Yu and Teacher Qi?”

The production team’s question pulled Qi Song out of her memories.

“Us?”

Yu Luo’s gaze on Qi Song was gentle and warm. She smiled unhurriedly and said, “Purely because of love.”

Her tone was even prouder than Wu Yue’s.

When her words reached Qi Song’s ears, they stirred an inexplicable warmth in her heart.


The author has something to say:

I’m not just saying this, but this couple is truly a “pure love” pairing, you’ll all understand later, hehe. (Pure love doesn’t mean there won’t be any lewd stuff!)

Also, this book is going to be featured on the site’s lists. Before it goes VIP, I’ll update according to the word count requirements for the list. After it goes VIP, I’ll update daily, guaranteeing 3k words and striving for 6k. So here’s a question, for the pre-VIP update model, which do you think provides a better reading experience?

A: Five 3,000-word updates a week
B: Daily 2,000-word updates

Please choose – (bows)



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