After Agreeing to Go on a Parenting Show With My Omega Ex-Girlfriend – Chapter 1

LP: Little Panda here! It seems another translator has appeared for this novel. They have already translated 30 chapters and have been working on the project for a month, though they only listed it on Novel Updates (NU) a when I already posted 4 chapters on Bamboo Panda. I will continue translating this novel but will not be listing my version on NU for now. I might list it in the future if there’s a chance~

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Not a Holy Light, but a Green Light.

“If you don’t pay up this week, what do you think the odds are of your four limbs staying intact?”

A voice filled with fury came from the phone, the assault on Qi Song’s¹ eardrums painful.

Including this call, she had already been hounded by three different debt collectors in a row.

There were those who cussed her out, those who wept and wailed, and now this one, who was directly calling dibs on her limbs.

And she had only just transmigrated here twenty minutes ago.

Yes, she had transmigrated into a book.

Last night before bed, Qi Song had still been a dual-title TV Queen² whose career was taking off like wildfire, her radiant beauty capturing the attention of millions under the spotlights.

But when she woke up today, she had somehow become a female celebrity of the same name in a book—a luckless cannon fodder³ character.

The original owner had also once been the youngest TV Queen, enjoying a period of immense popularity. But under a string of inexplicable bad luck, she had faded over the past two years into a semi-ordinary person⁴ whom nobody cared about.

Not long ago, she was even ruthlessly set up by her management agency and saddled with a colossal debt. She was now in deep water.

Very unfortunately, Qi Song had arrived at this exact moment, inheriting her “deep water”—

Including the pitiful 「0」 in her bank balance and the staggering negative figures on her credit report.

Qi Song sat on a shoddy sofa in a shabby rented apartment, a dull ache throbbing in her brain as countless fragments of the original owner’s memories churned within.

In the midst of the chaos, a few images would occasionally sharpen into focus—

All of them were tragic scenes of the original owner struggling and clawing her way up, trying to make a comeback, only to be cruelly toyed with by fate every time.

This is just too unlucky!

While Qi Song felt sympathy, she was also terrified by her own current, difficult predicament.

BANG!

The door behind her suddenly let out a massive noise, making Qi Song’s heart skip a beat in fright.

She subconsciously turned her head to see the mottled and worn-out wooden door trembling weakly from the powerful impact.

“Open the door! Get your ass out here and pay up!”

“Qi Song, we know you’re in there!”

The voices of two men came from beyond the thin wooden door, so loud it was as if they were yelling right next to Qi Song’s ear.

Qi Song froze.

You’ve got to be kidding me. I just got here and I already have to face this kind of life-threatening scene?

Where’s the system? Is there no system to save me?!

Seeing the door being kicked again and again, thudding loudly as it shook more and more violently, as if it would shatter and break apart in the next second, Qi Song’s heart leaped into her throat.

She didn’t want to just sit here and wait for death. So, while picking up her phone to call the police, she quickly scanned her surroundings, deciding to grab a kitchen knife from the kitchen first.

However, just as she stood up, with a deafening crash, the wooden door was violently kicked open—

“So you really were hiding in here!”

The male Alpha in the lead was holding a knife, his fiendishly menacing face perfectly fitting the scene. There was even a long knife scar on his muscular arm. The other male Alpha behind him was no less ferocious.

It was the standard configuration for intimidating debt collection.

Qi Song stood frozen in place, a cold sweat secretly breaking out on her back.

I haven’t even finished calling the police!

“Where’s the money?”

Seeing the two male Alphas approaching her with knives, Qi Song tried her best to steady herself, forcing a placating smile. “Could you give me an extension…”

“So you still don’t have the money?” the male Alpha roared, cutting her off, the blade of his knife pointing at her nose. “If you don’t pay up, we can’t live either. Why don’t we just perish together today!”

Looking at his desperate and ruthless eyes, Qi Song knew this was more than just a threat.

This was for real.

Although she knew some fighting techniques, she was currently unarmed. It was a pipe dream to think she could fight off multiple armed opponents.

Under the imminent threat to her life, Qi Song’s heart hammered like a drum, blood surging through her limbs. At the same time, fragments of the original owner’s memories kept assaulting her brain, making her head ache unbearably.

Seeing the male Alpha raise his knife, she instinctively lifted her arm and took a step back—

“Wait!”

A clear and cool female voice, like flowing water, came from the doorway, making Qi Song, who had squeezed her eyes shut, tremble her eyelashes.

The male Alpha’s hand paused, his brow furrowing.

Fearing that any delay could cause new problems, the two debt collectors both raised their hands to continue, but the woman’s voice rang out again:

“I’ll pay the money. Stop!”

She enunciated every word with clarity and force, her voice echoing through the small living room of the rented apartment, carrying a natural magic that made people want to believe her.

She had even intentionally altered the conventional speaking order, placing the word the debt collectors cared about most, “money,” at the very beginning of the sentence, as if afraid that a moment’s delay would prevent them from stopping in time.

And so, this time, the male Alphas really did stop.

They looked back, uncertain and suspicious, while Qi Song, like a drowning person clutching at driftwood, turned her head to look in hope.

Could it be that the system arranged a savior for me?

It was a woman as beautiful as a banished immortal⁵.

Her skin was as white as porcelain, her features stunningly beautiful. Her cool and dignified temperament held a hint of nobility, and her figure was graceful in a long dress.

Standing before the old, broken wooden door that had been violently kicked apart, she appeared utterly out of place.

Beside her was a little girl, who looked to be no more than three or four years old, with a small face as exquisitely carved as pink jade, bearing a slight resemblance to her.

The woman held the child’s hand and walked a few steps to the center of the living room, stopping beside Qi Song.

Her gaze fell on Qi Song’s radiant face, and her eyes deepened, as if an unnamed emotional tide was surging within.

The little girl beside her kept her eyes tightly shut, speaking in a sweet, childish voice, “Mommy, can I open my eyes now?”

“Not yet. Wait for Mommy a little longer.”

The woman withdrew her gaze and answered the little girl softly.

“Okay,” the little girl replied, obediently keeping her eyes closed.

The two debt collectors exchanged a look, seeing the shock and ecstasy in each other’s eyes.

How many people in the entire country didn’t recognize this Omega? She was the great Film Empress⁶ who stood at the pinnacle of the domestic entertainment circle, Yu Luo⁷.

First and foremost, this meant she had money. A lot of money.

One of the male Alphas rubbed his hands together and asked, “Miss Yu, are you really going to pay for her?”

They didn’t care why Yu Luo was here, nor were they curious about the relationship between Yu Luo and Qi Song.

As long as they could get the money they were owed and return to a normal life, that was all that mattered. Who would truly be willing to perish together with someone else?

“I’ll pay.”

Yu Luo stood in front of Qi Song, her gaze falling faintly upon them, showing no fear despite the two male Alphas’ ferocious appearance and their knives.

Her figure was slender, and she wasn’t as tall as them, yet her aura completely suppressed theirs.

Her beautiful lips parted as she calmly commanded, “Put the knives on the table first, then we’ll talk.”

The two male Alphas hesitated for a moment, but meeting the Omega’s aloof gaze, they gritted their teeth and placed their knives on the table.

Yu Luo asked, “How much?”

The lead male Alpha hurriedly said, “Three million.”

After hearing this, she turned and asked Qi Song, “Is it three million?”

Qi Song’s headache was sharp now.

From the moment she saw this Omega, the flood of the original owner’s memories had suddenly accelerated, and the pain intensified with it.

Every minute and every second of the original owner’s experiences from the past two years were gradually falling into place in her mind.

Coincidentally, the information regarding the debt to these two male Alphas had just been recalled a dozen seconds ago.

She broke out in a cold sweat, trying hard to endure and hide the pain as she answered, “It’s three million.”

“Alright.”

Yu Luo decisively transferred the money to the debt collectors.

Due to the single transaction limit, the three million took a while to transfer.

Seeing the amount arrive in their account, the debt collectors’ eyes turned red. They were deeply grateful to Yu Luo, bowing to her repeatedly.

Yu Luo appeared cool and detached. After finishing the transfer, she didn’t immediately rush them out. Instead, she patiently inquired about their family situations.

Having finally gotten their money back, the two male Alphas were excited and willing to pour out their troubles to her.

Just as they were tearfully speaking of their hardships, a woman’s voice suddenly came from behind the broken door:

“Was the police call from here?”

Yu Luo immediately turned her head and responded, pointing at the two male Alphas, “Yes, it was here. They broke in illegally and used violence to collect a debt.”

The situation changed in an instant.

To the debt collectors’ utter astonishment, several police officers had already rushed in and subdued them. The knives left on the table with their fingerprints were also collected as evidence.

Yu Luo watched all this with a cold gaze, stroking the little girl’s head and saying softly, “You can open your eyes now, Taotao⁸.”

Taotao then opened her big eyes and curiously surveyed the room.

Qi Song endured her headache and cooperated in giving her statement.

Seeing the beads of sweat on her forehead, one of the police officers thought she was frightened and asked if she was alright.

“Don’t be afraid. Relax.”

The Omega’s clear, pleasant voice sounded by her ear, carrying a surprising hint of gentleness.

Qi Song lifted her head and saw that Miss Yu standing by her side, her long eyelashes lowered, her crimson lips pursed lightly.

A slender white hand held a tissue and was dabbing meticulously at her forehead, wiping away the sweat.

Qi Song’s breath suddenly hitched.

She restrained herself, pulling her gaze away from Yu Luo’s face, and remained perfectly still, letting her do as she pleased, as docile as a large dog.

“Thank you,” she said in a small voice when Yu Luo withdrew her hand.

The Omega smiled at her, a devastatingly beautiful smile.

When everything was finally over, peace returned to the rented apartment.

Qi Song silently breathed a sigh of relief, her heart filled with the grateful feeling of having survived a disaster.

Her head was still throbbing from the tide of memories, but she still thanked Yu Luo with utmost gratitude and solemnity. “Thank you so, so much.”

This Miss Yu had appeared at a critical moment like a divine oracle, resolving her life-and-death crisis in a flash with her astonishing wealth, and had even cleverly ensured those two Alphas met a fitting end.

She was practically a fairytale-like savior.

The more Qi Song looked at her, the more she felt a pure white, holy light emanating from her.

How could there be such an elegant and composed, such a righteous and kind, and such a gentle and generous beautiful Bodhisattva⁹ in this world?

Moreover, for this beautiful Bodhisattva to be so generous, she must have had a close relationship with the original owner. Were they good friends, or relatives, or…?

Qi Song found herself inexplicably looking forward to the answer.

However, no matter what their relationship was, she had to get out of this predicament as soon as possible and pay back the person before her.

Yu Luo’s dark eyes fell upon her face, her clear, mellow voice repeating with an unreadable tone:

“You’re very grateful to me?”

Qi Song met her gaze and said, “Of course, I…”

Her words came to an abrupt halt.

In that instant of excruciating pain in her brain, the remaining memories of the original owner from the past two years came rushing in like a tidal wave. In a flash, they all finally fell into place, and the pain vanished completely—

Qi Song remembered.

Two years ago, the expression on this Omega’s coolly transcendent face had been indifferent as she softly announced to the original owner:

“Let’s break up. I don’t love you anymore.”

So decisive, so heartless.

Therefore, this savior who had descended from the heavens was no good friend or relative!

She was the original owner’s ex-girlfriend, and the unforgettable white moonlight¹⁰ she could never get over, Yu Luo.

Wait, then who was this little girl next to her?

Seeing the pretty auntie’s gaze land on her face, Taotao’s eyes curved into crescents as she generously introduced herself:

“Hello, Auntie. My name is Yu Feng, and my nickname is Taotao. I’m three years old this year! My favorite fruit is peaches…”

Amidst Taotao’s sweet, childish words, Qi Song fell into deep thought.

The original owner had only been broken up with for two years, yet her ex-girlfriend had a three-year-old kid?

Although the kid bore a slight resemblance to the original owner, the original owner had only differentiated into an Alpha after the breakup. Therefore, it was impossible for her to have gotten Yu Luo pregnant under any circumstances.

Furthermore, based on information revealed when the original owner reminisced about Yu Luo, their relationship had lasted for a total of three years.

In other words, Yu Luo had cheated and secretly had this child during their relationship.

What a sudden, massive green hat!¹¹

The moment she figured it out, Qi Song felt as if she had been struck by lightning. The gratitude and joy in her heart were zapped away, replaced by a sense of indignation and absurdity.

Her ex-girlfriend, who had coldly said she didn’t love her anymore, suddenly shows up at her door two years later with the child born from her affair, and lavishly splashes out three million to pay your debts. No matter how you looked at it, her intentions couldn’t be pure, right?

Thinking this, Qi Song sized up the graceful Omega before her again…

Suddenly, she couldn’t see the holy light on her anymore.

That was clearly a green light.

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The author has something to say:

New book is out, hello everyone. The designated BGM¹² for this novel is: Love is a beam of (green) light, so wonderful – (it’s not)

Reading Guide:

1. Their bodies and souls absolutely belong only to each other, so for any parts that are temporarily confusing, please read on with patience.
2. To the little darlings who are interested, please add this to your collection. bows!

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