Public execution
After watching the three short scenes, everyone fell silent.
The production team must really want them dead! What awkward dialogues these are!
“I request to use the ‘Elimination Card’ for this round.” He Ying raised her hand softly. If she were to act out those scenes with Jing Dan, she would undoubtedly be the one speaking. But she truly couldn’t bring herself to say those lines!
The director chuckled, “Okay, but after using the elimination card, you’ll have to complete another mission.”
Zheng Weiyi, holding an elimination card in her hand, eyes gleaming, asked, “What mission?”
The director shook his head, “You’ll only find out after you’ve confirmed the use of the elimination card.”
Zheng Weiyi: “…” As someone who’s been in the entertainment industry for years, she instinctively felt something was off and immediately pulled Ning Yiming back, deciding not to use the elimination card.
However, with her keen variety show instincts, He Ying didn’t have this ability, as soon as she heard it was usable, she immediately used the elimination card, choosing to complete the other mission.
Upon seeing her use the elimination card, the director didn’t appear disappointed at all. In fact, it seemed to some as if he became even more excited!
When the director handed over the script for the other mission, she fell silent.
—Remember the expression on Teacher He’s face right now!
—Help! Qingzhu’s variety show always manages to tightly grasp the audience’s hearts!
—Can I ask, is the expression on Divine Beauty later going to be blank or calm? (Cat poking head out.jpg)
—With that being said, I’m not sure anymore.
He Ying looked at the script in her hand, then glanced at Jing Dan, who looked calm, unsure whether she should show it to her.
“What’s that?” Seeing her staring but not speaking, Jing Dan looked a bit puzzled.
Others were also curious about He Ying’s reaction, wanting to know what it was all about.
“Teacher He, you can start!” The director suppressed a smile, with He Ying leading the way, the next two pairs of CP should be able to loosen up.
He Ying: “…”
She lowered her head and looked indifferently at the fan-made snippet in her hand, and ironically, it was an intimate scene between her and Jing Dan!
Does this director even want the show to be broadcast?
Jing Dan leaned in to see, but He Ying dodged, refusing to let her see. Then, she looked at the director and gave her a warning look, saying, “I’ll remember this.”
The director: “…” Feeling a bit of a chill down his spine.
He Ying picked up the script and began to read emotionlessly, “Today is the first anniversary of President Jing’s and Teacher He’s being together. Since it’s an anniversary, there should be some sense of ceremony. And this sense of ceremony, it is most meaningful when both parties participate together.”
“In the evening, Teacher He and President Jing went to the supermarket together, bought things, and had a candlelit dinner. Later, when Teacher He’s gaze turned soft towards President Jing, inside…” she paused slightly here, glanced at the curious Jing Dan beside her, and continued, “inside was full of tenderness and sweetness.”
Upon hearing He Ying’s words, Jing Dan froze. Tenderness and sweetness? She looked at He Ying with a puzzled expression, as if it were entirely normal.
“In the mist-filled bathroom at night, the steaming vapor dampened their eyelashes. Underneath were moist eyes, with pupils only containing each other. Teacher He looked down, ‘Beep beep beep,’ she raised her gaze and said, ‘Beep beep beep beep.'”
Following that, everyone saw He Ying not only reading but also providing her own voiceover, and when reaching the crucial moment, she immediately added sound effects.
The others: “…”
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The director was left dumbfounded by He Ying’s antics, exclaiming in disbelief, “Teacher He! That’s not how you’re supposed to read it!”
At this moment, He Ying had returned to her calm demeanor. She looked at the director and asked, “Do you think the scene just now would pass censorship? Anyway, you can simply censor it later. If I automatically censor it now, it saves you all the post-production work.”
She said it so calmly and reasonably.
The director: “…” But we want to hear it!
—Hahaha, Teacher He is the ultimate comedy character setup!
—Hilarious! Censoring it yourself, is it okay?
—Hahaha, which fan-made fiction is this! I want to read it! I’ll patch it up myself!
On the side, Jing Dan didn’t quite understand all of this. Due to He Ying’s censorship, the fragmented storyline sounded a bit strange, but she didn’t think too much into it.
In the end, He Ying let her pass this level. Next, she went to the kitchen to brew a cup of milk for Jing Dan, allowing her to enjoy the upcoming scene while sipping her drink.
As Zheng Weiyi stretched out her hand in a shouting gesture, reciting her lines with fervor, shouting, “I declare you, will you declare me back?”
Jing Dan’s eyes widened, completely stunned.
He Ying chuckled softly from the side, finding Zheng Weiyi’s current performance amusing. Jing Dan’s reaction was also quite comical. Why did she seem both shocked and contemplative at the same time?
In the end, He Ying simply couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore. She dragged Jing Dan upstairs, fearing that she might stumble upon something inappropriate if she continued watching.
Before going upstairs, Jing Dan pointed to her own cup of milk.
He Ying stifled a laugh, nodding to show that she understood.
Jing Dan felt reassured and went upstairs to take a shower, while He Ying went to brew some milk to bring up, keeping her far away from the embarrassing scene downstairs.
As He Ying went upstairs, Jing Dan had just finished her cup of milk and entered the bathroom. He Ying casually removed the equipment, then went to switch off all the cameras in the room before finally feeling a bit exhausted as she lay on the sofa, her mind filled with the scenes from the fan fiction she had just read.
Although she didn’t read it out loud, it didn’t mean she didn’t see it. Not only did she see it, but it also lingered in her mind.
The fan fiction segment selected by the production team described the intimate scene in a tasteful yet alluring way, exuding a sense of beauty that was hard to bear.
It’s maddening.
She rested her arm across her eyes, thinking about the person currently showering in the bathroom, feeling her own thoughts veering into dirty territory.
Despite the fact that nothing had happened between them, she found herself dwelling on the fan fiction scene involving the two of them, and the fact that she was indulging in such fantasies was truly shameful.
She shook her head vigorously, trying to stop herself from delving further into her thoughts. If she continued, she felt like giving herself a good slap!
When Jing Dan emerged and saw He Ying in this state, she was puzzled about what she was up to and curiously asked, “Are you exercising? It looks a bit like that neck twisting thing?”
He Ying lifted her head and saw Jing Dan coming out after her shower, looking as fresh and radiant as a green bamboo bathed in rain, exuding a refreshing and moist aura.
“…”
It took her a great effort to calm down her tumultuous thoughts!
She closed her eyes and felt that when the program ended and they returned, it was really necessary for her to suggest that she and Jing Dan sleep in separate rooms. It wasn’t just because she was afraid of overthinking things, but also to clearly communicate to Jing Dan that normal friends don’t sleep together!
Since she considered them to be normal friends, she decided to interact with Jing Dan in a normal friend manner, allowing her to distinguish clearly what kind of relationship they had and how they should interact with each other!
At that moment, Jing Dan was unaware of what He Ying was thinking. Seeing that she was being ignored, Jing Dan went to the bedside table and picked up the second glass of milk for the night, drinking contentedly.
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Seeing Jing Dan like this, He Ying’s mind flashed back to when she was still a panda cub holding a milk bottle, a hint of contemplation in her eyes. She wondered if she would still get to see this scene in the future.
However, this was a question that currently had no answer. He Ying got up, took out her clothes, and headed into the bathroom. As she closed the door, she heard Jing Dan speak.
“You better hurry up! I’m waiting for you in bed!”
The tone was casual, but the words were anything but ordinary.
He Ying massaged her temples. Did this person even realize how ambiguous that statement was? What did it mean to say “I’m waiting for you in bed”? Following normal logic, should she not join her after coming out of the shower?
She was getting a headache from Jing Dan’s behavior. Without responding, she closed the door and let out a heavy sigh. It seemed like dealing with Jing Dan’s antics in this lifetime was going to be quite challenging.
As He Ying showered inside, Jing Dan was outside, staring intently as if trying to see through the door. Eventually, even the milk in her mouth started to taste bland, and her gaze kept flickering towards the direction of the bathroom.
He Ying was still unaware of how Jing Dan outside was anxiously waiting, almost staring a hole through the door. Meanwhile, she was luxuriating in the bathtub with her eyes half-closed, enjoying the relaxation.
That youngster Jing Dan had really gotten on her nerves. She thought she should take better care of herself, especially her well-being. It was time to relax and unwind now— who knew what kind of antics that guy would come up with later.
Outside, Jing Dan finished her milk, then lay on the bed waiting, flipped over onto her stomach waiting, and kept her gaze fixed on the bathroom door. She stared so intensely that she almost tired herself out, struggling to keep her eyelids from drooping. Just when her eyelids were about to give in, she finally heard some movement coming from the bathroom, instantly perking up.
He Ying: “…”
Seeing her lying on the bed with a piercing gaze directed towards her, He Ying couldn’t shake off a feeling of uneasiness. What on earth was this girl up to?
She absentmindedly dried her hair and then approached the bed, saying, “Scoot over a bit, you’re crushing the blanket.”
“Oh.” Jing Dan obediently rolled over, allowing the blanket to be freed from underneath her.
Once He Ying got onto the bed, Jing Dan leaned in, staring at her lips with sparkling eyes, “Can I eat it now?”
She had been waiting for so long!
He Ying: “…” So that’s what she had been thinking about.
She felt a bit embarrassed. Being busy all day and getting caught up in reading fan fiction earlier made her forget about her promise to Jing Dan. Looking at Jing Dan’s piercing gaze, she sighed softly.
She had even used rose essential oil in her bath earlier, unexpectedly benefiting this girl. However, it seemed that she hadn’t noticed any changes in her. Her mind was solely focused on her jelly.
“Go ahead and eat,” she said somewhat wearily, her gaze drifting towards the ceiling.
Just a simple word like “eat” destroyed so much tenderness.
Others may call it a kiss, but in this person’s case, it became “eat.” How unromantic can that be? It’s true, she has no feelings for herself, so where would any romance come from?
At those words, Jing Dan’s eyes lit up, and without hesitation, she lowered her head to capture He Ying’s lips, experiencing the soft and bouncy sensation. Savoring it, she closed her eyes in contentment.
Moreover, she felt like today’s jelly was a bit different, even more fragrant than usual. Unable to resist, she licked it a few more times.
Fortunately, this time, her soul didn’t come out to disturb her, or else she would really have had to fight with it again!
He Ying lowered her gaze, their faces pressed closely together due to the kiss. She could even vividly feel the sensation of the breath hitting her face. Despite restraining herself, her hand clenched into a fist by her side. She wanted so badly to reach up and pull the person lying on top of her into her arms fiercely.
Closing her eyes, she forcefully suppressed the desire in her heart, knowing she couldn’t rush things or scare the other person away.
As the program continued to air, this romance reality show became increasingly popular online. The fan base for the Chun and Jing Ming CP reached an unbelievable level, to the extent that even Jing Shiyue’s company’s official website reposted topics related to Chun and Jing Ming.
Qiu Shuhuai’s personal Weibo account was also irreversibly dedicated to following the Chun and Jing Ming path.
However, the loudest cries at this moment were from the devoted Xiong He CP fans. Their suffering worsened even more due to Qiu Shuhuai’s betrayal.
—Sob, sob, sob, Daidai, we were ultimately wronged!
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—Teacher He is just a big pig’s trotter! We’re so good, Daidai!
—Daidai, don’t be sad, you still have us!
—And Teacher Qiu too! How could you betray us! The Xiong He CP was clearly born under your witness!
Seeing the online comments, He Ying turned to look at the dazed Daidai beside her, and sighed, holding her forehead.
Everyone has misunderstood her! But she just can’t seem to explain it!
Will this big pig’s trotter stick with her for life?
The author has something to say:
On a certain day in the future.
Jing Zai: “I declare you!”
Hehe: …
Indeed, picking up some pretty remarkable skills.
thanks you for the chapter 😆
thanks you for the chapter 😆