You love her.
Yu Luo really understood Qi Song too well; she was familiar with the emotion corresponding to every detail of this person’s expression.
Admittedly, Qi Song had outstanding acting skills, and in their careers, they had always admired each other——
But Qi Song’s acting skills had never been very effective in front of her.
Therefore, right now, as Yu Luo gazed at her face, she said with a light smile:
“What are you thinking about? You seem… both guilty and moved.”
Guilty and moved.
Qi Song’s breath trembled. She had a feeling that a thought she hadn’t even sorted out herself had been pointed out with pinpoint accuracy.
She really wanted to deny it, but her body’s reaction was too honest. Blood rushed from her limbs and bones1, making her cheeks flush red.
It turns out, after being exposed, one becomes even more guilty.
The smile on the corners of Yu Luo’s lips grew more intense2.
She raised her hand to rub the top of Qi Song’s head, thinking slowly and with a sense of relief in her heart—So what if you’ve forgotten? You still can’t help but love me.
Thinking of this, she suddenly felt an uncontrollable impulse.
“There are people outside taking our picture.”
Yu Luo leaned over and whispered low in Qi Song’s ear.
Qi Song came back to her senses and heard the woman continue to say: “Will you cooperate with me and show a little affection, okay?”
Her throat tightened, and a certain premonition instantly arose in her heart.
Sure enough, in the next second, the woman’s slender white fingertips slowly caressed her chin, pinching it and pressing it down.
Then, those soft, rosy lips drew near.
And pressed against her own.
Qi Song’s breathing stopped.
She felt the woman’s lips rubbing and pressing lightly against hers, and the air between their breaths was filled with the scent of vanilla ice cream.
Soft, light, and sweet.
She felt an indescribable familiarity, as if not long ago, she had lingered with these lips just like this for a very long time.
Qi Song kept her eyes down, not daring to move, trying to hypnotize herself amidst the emotions that tossed her about like a lone boat in the sea:
This is just cooperating with Yu Luo’s performance, I’m not enjoying it at all.
The next second, she suddenly felt a wet and soft touch on her lips—Yu Luo stuck out her tongue and licked her lips slowly and ambiguously.
Qi Song’s pupils constricted abruptly, and her heart instantly leaped into her throat.
Caught off guard, a whimper even escaped her throat.
The illusory content of last night’s dream intertwined with the reality before her eyes, and so that illusion also seemed to become reality.
…She had once tirelessly entangled and suckled the tongue that was now pressed against her lips, falling with Yu Luo into a land of humid, indulgent ecstasy.
An unspeakable heat rose from the bottom of her heart.
“Did you know, I just licked you once, and your whole body is trembling.”
The woman slowly pulled back, reached out to wrap an arm around her waist, and rested her head on her shoulder, her body trembling with laughter.
“So cute.” After laughing, Yu Luo murmured gently, “My little dog.”
Qi Song’s completely red ears twitched.
What did Yu Luo say? Little what? What dog?
She was thrown into a state of immense spiritual shock by this sentence.
How could Yu Luo treat her like a dog.
…Alright, “dog” and “little dog” did sound a bit different when spoken.
Especially when the woman said those two words with an extremely gentle voice as pleasant as clear water, paired with the action of gently rubbing her head, it made a strange emotion rise up somewhere in Qi Song.
It seemed like joy.
At first, it was probably just one cell in her body feeling a bit joyful, but gradually the surrounding cells were unknowingly swept along, and later this feeling swept through her entire body with unstoppable momentum.
By the time she realized it, her whole person was already immersed in a light and full mood.
It was as if an invisible tail had started wagging behind her.
Qi Song took a deep breath, feeling that life had suddenly become unpredictable and difficult.
She had only gone through a susceptible period, had a wet dream, and after waking up, it was as if something was different.
Everything in the world had become contradictory.
Seeing the ear so close to her turn an even more pitiful shade of red, Yu Luo couldn’t help but let out a light sigh.
She sat up straight, raised her hand to poke Qi Song’s cheek, and looked at her face from side to side with a serious expression: “Doctor Jiang said you’re sexually cold3, but looking at you, it doesn’t quite seem like it?”
“…”
Qi Song opened her mouth, wanting to say something.
Her lips were moist, and she subconsciously licked them, then her whole body froze—
The moisture on her lips was left by Yu Luo, and by licking it, it was equivalent to…
Her fingers trembled. She felt that this piece of paper, which was herself and had been marked with a few strokes of ink by Yu Luo, could no longer be considered white at all.
Amidst this confusion and panic, another thought suddenly popped up: It’s sweet.
Qi Song felt like she was about to burn up.
Like a drowning person desperately grabbing onto a piece of driftwood, she randomly seized on a point and started to settle accounts: “Even though it was to cooperate with the performance, but… why did you have to lick me?”
As she said this, she frowned slightly, making the question seem serious and earnest.
But when she said the last two words, she faltered for a moment, her eyelashes fluttering uncomfortably.
“Mm.” Yu Luo blinked and reflected sincerely, “Sorry, maybe it’s because I was relishing the memory of today’s dream4, so I accidentally stuck my tongue out.”
Her words hit right on someone’s guilty conscience, rendering Qi Song instantly speechless and unable to pursue the matter further.
At this moment, Qi Song actually had the feeling that she was being completely controlled by Yu Luo.
She thought her heart was like a solid rock, but why did no one tell her that this rock could be kneaded flat and rolled into a ball by Yu Luo, to be played with at will in her hands!
Qi Song finally said, in what she thought was a fierce tone: “Anyway, you can’t do it next time.”
However, her warning words, to Yu Luo’s ears, were like a puppy wanting to scratch her but retracting its sharp claws, afraid of actually hurting her.
“Alright.” She held back a laugh and answered vaguely.
Amidst her chaotic feelings, Qi Song got into the car that came to pick them up with Yu Luo.
She was a complete blank slate when it came to romance, having never even had a spring dream5. Waking up to find she had been passionately entangled with Yu Luo in a dream, and then being relentlessly and precisely teased by the real-life Yu Luo.
It was inevitable that she would lose her footing.
She needed to sort out her emotions properly. But where to start?
The mere thought of 「Do I have feelings for Yu Luo」 floating in her mind was enough to make her heart beat unsteadily.
While Qi Song was lost in her wild thoughts, Yu Luo received a phone call.
After hanging up, she turned her head and said to Qi Song: “You have an endorsement offer. The brand found my agent.”
Ever since the video of Qi Song subduing Chen Linxin had circulated online, her public reputation had taken a turn for the better, and it had also generated considerable buzz.
As a TV Queen who became famous at a young age, although she had fallen from grace, she was ultimately a stock with potential.
Coupled with the recent popularity of the variety show, many brands had sniffed out the direction of the traffic and approached Yu Luo’s agent to discuss collaborations.
But Yu Luo had carefully selected them and, after asking for Qi Song’s opinion, rejected them all.
Qi Song was definitely going to make a comeback. If she wanted to take a high-end path, she had to cherish her feathers6 and not prioritize quantity over quality.
The partner who had now come knocking was a large domestic Q&A website—Yi Wen Quan Zhi Dao7.
The website’s main feature was instant answers to questions. Although it had just launched, under good marketing, its user base was growing larger and larger, and the website’s traffic was also very impressive. Since it was mainly used by young people, it had also produced quite a few memes and frequently trended on hot search lists.
“I’m optimistic about this website,” Yu Luo said. “I know their boss, she’s very far-sighted and ambitious.”
Moreover, the terms offered by the website were generous, indicating a sincere desire for cooperation.
When it came to work matters, Qi Song temporarily pushed her earlier emotions to the back of her mind and took out her phone to search for this website.
The website had an app. She went into the app store to download it and saw that the number of downloads was not low.
After the download was complete, she opened it. The app interface was simple and beautiful, and the homepage was filled with many questions—
“My ex-girlfriend knocked on my door in the middle of the night yesterday and said the weather was cold and the blanket was thin. May I ask if this counts as a sign she wants to get back together?”
“I dreamed that I kissed my roommate. I don’t have a crush on her, do I?”
…
Qi Song stared at the screen, an idea stirring in her heart.
Yu Luo leaned back lazily and suggested with deep meaning: “You can experience it for yourself, see how well this website is made.”
Just as the two in the back seat of the car were lost in their own thoughts, a topic quietly climbed the hot search list and gradually reached the top—
【Yu Luo Qi Song Ice Cream Shop Kissing】
It started with a fan posting a high-definition candid animated GIF:
One could see Teacher Yu, who in everyone’s eyes is like a bright and clear moon, a flower on a high peak8, with a charming smile on her lips, caressing Qi Song’s cheek and then kissing her. And Qi Song, who is raising a three-year-old cub with Teacher Yu, was actually blushing red on her cheeks and ears.
The fans were directly shipping them to death9:
【Wuwuwu, what kind of drama is this, with the older sister teasing her own innocent little puppy. Oh wait, their child is already three years old, how is Qi Song still blushing like that?】
【What kind of beautiful love is this, still maintaining the shy heart-flutter of the first glance after being married for many years, right?】
【《A Moment of Happiness》 hurry up and air, I can’t wait to ship them wuwuwu】
【So this is what Teacher Yu is like in a relationship, so proactive and flirty】
【Qi Song letting her wife kiss her and pat her head, so obedient! I love sister-dog10!!】
The two arrived home at ten o’clock at night.
Taotao had already been coaxed to sleep by Auntie Zhang.
After Qi Song changed her shoes in the entryway11, she saw Yu Luo take off her coat and place it on the sofa. She was wearing a light-colored sweater underneath, which outlined her graceful figure, exuding the gentle and elegant charm of a mature woman.
She walked over, her hand lightly winding around the button of the coat on her own chest, “Want me to help you take it off?”
Qi Song’s breath hitched. Amidst her heart, which was starting to act up again, she answered as calmly as possible: “No need. I’m going to take a shower.”
“Okay.” Yu Luo naturally withdrew her hand and reminded her: “Since your susceptible period is over, let’s sleep together tonight, otherwise it’ll be hard to explain to Taotao.”
“…”
Qi Song knew this was reasonable. But in last night’s dream, it seemed she had been holding Yu Luo and kissing her on the bed in either the master bedroom or the guest room.
If we sleep together tonight…
Only the light in the entryway was on in the house, making it seem somewhat dim.
In the quiet night, Qi Song gazed at Yu Luo’s ethereal silhouette and suddenly realized—
Even now, she was still trapped in the long and lingering aftertaste of that dream.
The atmosphere, due to those thoughts, had unknowingly become thick and ambiguous. Qi Song hastily left with a “Got it, I’m a bit tired, I’ll go wash up in the guest room’s bathroom first” and departed.
Yu Luo watched the young woman’s back, lightly raising an eyebrow.
During her shower, Qi Song made a decision.
After she came out, she picked up her phone, swiped the screen with a clear goal, and opened the 「Yi Wen Quan Zhi Dao」 APP.
Register account, fill in information.
In the ID field, she typed without hesitation, 「Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks」.
This was the original owner’s common ID. She found it very pleasing to the eye, so she just used it.
Of course peaches should be eaten crispy, and they should be cut into chunks.
Then, she clicked 「I want to ask a question」, her fingertips rapidly tapping the screen—
“May I ask why I keep thinking about a dream where I was passionately kissing the person next to me, even after waking up? Note: I don’t like her.”
Clicking “Send,” Qi Song lay on the bed in the guest room, suddenly feeling like she didn’t recognize herself anymore.
She had never thought that she would one day ask for advice on the internet for a romantic problem.
The vibration of her phone interrupted her thoughts. There must be a reply.
This app indeed had many active users.
She opened her phone with some anticipation and saw three replies—
【I’m in the same situation, can anyone answer this】
【Squatting12】
【Place your jade buttocks lightly】
Qi Song: “…”
After Yu Luo finished her shower and came out of the bathroom, she slowly tied the belt of her bathrobe.
Her gaze swept around the bedroom. Qi Song hadn’t come yet. At Qi Song’s usual speed, she should have already gotten ready.
Yu Luo unhurriedly took out her phone and opened a certain app she had just downloaded.
She unthinkingly typed 「Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks」 into the search bar, selecting 「User」 as the search target.
As expected, she saw a level-one new account.
Clicking into the account, she saw a question floating prominently on the main page.
Her gaze lingered on “can’t help but keep thinking about it,” and Yu Luo let out a low laugh.
Seeing the emphasis on 「I don’t like her」 at the end, the smile in her eyes deepened.
“Really…” She shook her head, clicked into the question, selected 「I want to answer」, and the system prompted that she needed to register as a user.
The phone vibrated again. Qi Song opened it without much expectation.
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: You love her.】
Qi Song’s eyebrows furrowed.
Just looking at the ID of this user who answered the question, she could tell their eight characters didn’t match13.
As expected, the content was not to her liking either.
Qi Song originally didn’t want to bother, but this ID was a bit too coincidental, and the phrase “You love her” was too glaring. A small, unknown flame sparked in her heart.
Her hands flew across the keyboard:
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: Thank you for your answer, but I don’t.】
Soft Peach Gnawed Whole seemed to be online and replied quickly.
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: I’ve seen your situation many times. I have a friend who was also like this, and later she and that woman loved each other to the point of dying and coming back to life14.】
Qi Song’s heart skipped a beat.
To the point of dying and coming back to life?
She was silent for a moment, then, somewhat puzzled, she casually clicked on this person’s profile.
The other party was a female Beta, age 22. Personal bio: Tapping a wooden fish head15.
Most importantly, the other party’s IP address was in a distant southern province.
Thus, she eliminated a certain guess that was already unlikely.
She took a deep breath, forcing herself to suppress her defiance toward this ID, and continued to reply:
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: Everyone’s situation is different. I really have no feelings for her. It’s just that I’ve been in a susceptible period recently, and I suddenly had this strange dream, which is why I’m having these thoughts.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: Since you’ve analyzed it so clearly, why are you still asking the question?】
Soft Peach Gnawed Whole was a bit too sharp.
Qi Song stared at her reply, and the desire to defend her innocence suddenly subsided.
The person involved is confused, but the bystander sees clearly. She thought that maybe this person could really answer her doubts.
So she pursed her lips and decided to adopt a humble attitude to have a sincere exchange with this person who gnawed on soft peaches.
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: Because the doctor said I’m temporarily sexually cold…】
They were just strangers online anyway, so Qi Song didn’t hold back. She remembered her experience before transmigrating and added another sentence, “and actually, I used to be sexually cold before too.”
In the master bedroom next to the guest room, Yu Luo was curled up on the small sofa, staring at the sentence “I used to be sexually cold before too,” and raised an eyebrow.
Sexually cold before too?
She thought about those times of sore waists and weak legs, of being relentlessly pestered by a certain person, and bit her lip as she replied: 【Really? I don’t believe you.】
Qi Song’s brows furrowed once again.
She had laid all her cards on the table, and it was fine if this soft-peach-gnawer didn’t want to analyze it, but why did she have to deny it right off the bat. Who could understand her better than herself?
Is being sexually cold that rare?
Thinking this, she typed: 【It’s true.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: Oh, then you love her.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: A sexually cold person like you even has ** for her, what is this if not love?】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: Besides wanting to kiss her, is there anything else you want to do? **? **?】
Qi Song looked at the bunch of “**” sent by the other party, her eyelashes trembling.
She couldn’t tell if the system was too righteous or the other person was too improper, why was everything censored.
Qi Song gritted her teeth and replied: 【I have no other thoughts. And you don’t understand, it’s impossible for me to love her.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: Why? But you look like you’ve already fallen. Love isn’t something that can be suppressed by self-deception, it will only brew and become more intense. One day you will find that even self-deception is useless.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: It’s better to accept your own heart sooner and dote on her more.】
Qi Song felt that this soft-peach-gnawer was someone that oil and salt cannot penetrate16. She seemed to have fixated on the initial answer she gave and then went down that train of thought, never to return.
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: I’ve only known her for a few days.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: It was love at first sight.】
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: I have no desire for romance.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: You do now.】
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: I don’t.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: You do.】
Qi Song felt she couldn’t waste any more time with this soft-peach-gnawer.
She was wrong. From the very beginning when she saw that ID, she should have realized that she and this netizen would find that when words don’t match, half a sentence is too much17.
【Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks: Thank you for your answer, I’m logging off now. Note: I really don’t love her.】
【Soft Peach Gnawed Whole: Bye-bye. Note: You’ve fallen.】
Qi Song’s brow twitched fiercely.
How can this person be like this.
System prompt—
User 「Soft Peach Gnawed Whole」 has finished answering, please select if her answer was useful.
Qi Song, without even thinking, clicked 「Useless」.
After a pause, seeing the small report button on the side, she snorted.
She really wanted to report the other party for 「personal attack」18.
In the bedroom, Yu Luo received a message from the system:
【Thank you for your answer, please don’t be discouraged, keep up the good work-】
Yu Luo remembered that it seemed one received this message when their answer was not marked as 「Useful」.
She further guessed that the person might even click 「Useless」.
Thinking of this, Yu Luo snorted lightly, her gaze deep and dark. She put down her phone, walked out of the bedroom, and went straight to the guest room.
Knock knock.
Qi Song’s heart skipped a beat. She guessed it must be Yu Luo who had come to find her.
“You love her.”
Although what the soft-peach-gnawer said was completely unreasonable, that sentence had still left an imprint on her heart, making her feel particularly guilty now.
She dawdled to the door, opened it, and was hit by a wave of faint fragrance, and a pain on her face—
Yu Luo had bitten her cheek. Hard.
The author has something to say:
Miss Crispy Peach Eaten in Chunks won the online competition with her wooden fish head and a mouth as hard as a rock. While Miss Soft Peach Gnawed Whole achieved a landslide victory offline with her unexpected and powerful offense.
Based on the combined score, this match is a draw, the referee bows elegantly and exits the stage (a bowl of water held very level19) (please look forward to the next match)
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